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Vitruvian Dad Bod Tee

Vitruvian Dad Bod Tee

$49.99 USD
$49.99 USD
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Internal hidden Printify draft for founder mockup and placement review only. Blank: AS Colour Unisex Heavy Faded Tee 5082. Provider: Fulfill Engine. Color: Faded Bone only, M-3XL. Size S is intentionally unavailable/out of stock for this draft and is omitted because the live Printify catalog did not expose a Faded Bone S variant. Front: DEC750 transparent compact center-chest badge from dec748_front_badge_transparent_candidate.png. Back: DEC750 transparent full-back graphic from dec743_back_transparent_candidate.png. No Printify sync, publish, sample order, spend, Shopify action, public listing, customer/vendor/social action, or final production approval claim is approved.

Fit

AS Colour 5082 Heavy Faded Tee. Heavyweight feel, relaxed fit, garment-dyed faded finish. Compare the size guide before ordering.

Size Guide

Compare your favorite tee before checkout. View the AS Colour 5082 size guide.

Care

Wash cold with like colors. Turn inside out before washing. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly over the printed artwork.

Made To Order

Each Cool Dad Brand shirt is printed after checkout. That keeps the drop lean and avoids holding extra inventory, but it also means production happens before your order ships.

Returns And Exchanges

Because each shirt is made to order, standard size swaps and buyer's remorse returns are not guaranteed. If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or different from what you ordered, contact us with your order number and photos so we can review it.

Launch Offer

Use FIRSTDROP15 for 15% off eligible First Drop tees through August 14, 2026. One use per customer. Cannot be combined with other discounts. Shipping is not included.

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