Premium Vitruvian Dad Bod Tee
Premium Vitruvian Dad Bod Tee
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For the dad whose proportions were clearly designed after snacks entered the picture.
The Vitruvian Dad Bod Tee takes a classic pose and gives it a weekend-dad read: confident, familiar, and very aware of the cooler in the trunk. The front mark keeps it easy to wear; the back graphic does the explaining.
Printed to order on a Shaka Wear heavyweight tee. Fit, feel, and garment shade can vary slightly by size and color.
Fit
Fit
Shaka Wear heavyweight tee feel with a relaxed fit. Compare the size guide before ordering.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Compare your favorite tee before checkout. View the size guide.
Care
Care
Wash cold with like colors. Turn inside out before washing. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly over the printed artwork.
Made To Order
Made To Order
Each Cool Dad Brand shirt is printed after checkout. That keeps the drop lean and avoids holding extra inventory, but it also means production happens before your order ships.
Returns And Exchanges
Returns And Exchanges
Because each shirt is made to order, standard size swaps and buyer's remorse returns are not guaranteed. If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or different from what you ordered, contact us with your order number and photos so we can review it.
Launch Offer
Launch Offer
Use FIRSTDROP15 for 15% off eligible First Drop tees through August 14, 2026. One use per customer. Cannot be combined with other discounts. Shipping is not included.
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