Carry Everything Tee | cool Dad, btw

Back-graphic dad joke first: for the dad who somehow becomes the family pack mule before anyone even asks.

Heavyweight Shaka Wear tee.
Small front detail plus full back graphic.
Printed to order for the first drop.
FIRSTDROP15 takes 15% off eligible First Drop tees through August 14, 2026.
Shipping is calculated at checkout.

The Carry Everything Tee is built around the quiet vacation truth: one person ends up with the beach bag, the towels, the cooler, the extra shoes, and somebody else's water bottle. The front/back graphic setup keeps the joke clear for airports, beach weeks, tournament weekends, and every "I'll just grab it" moment in between.

Printed to order on a Shaka Wear heavyweight tee. Fit, feel, and garment shade can vary slightly by size and color.

Fit

Shaka Wear heavyweight tee feel with a relaxed fit. Compare the size guide before ordering.

Size Guide

Compare your favorite tee before checkout. View the size guide.

Care

Wash cold with like colors. Turn inside out before washing. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly over the printed artwork.

Made To Order

Each Cool Dad Brand shirt is printed after checkout. That keeps the drop lean and avoids holding extra inventory, but it also means production happens before your order ships.

Returns And Exchanges

Because each shirt is made to order, standard size swaps and buyer's remorse returns are not guaranteed. If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or different from what you ordered, contact us with your order number and photos so we can review it.

Launch Offer

Use FIRSTDROP15 for 15% off eligible First Drop tees through August 14, 2026. One use per customer. Cannot be combined with other discounts. Shipping is not included.